Jimmy Kimmel Exposes Massive Flaw In Trump’s Canada Plan That MAGA Will Soon Regret

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Jimmy Kimmel warned President Donald Trump and his supporters to be careful what they wish for when it comes to Canada.

Trump ― who ignited, then paused, a tariff war with Canada ― has been taunting the nation’s northern neighbor and steadfast ally for months. He’s repeatedly said it should be America’s 51st state, and mocked Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau as its “governor.”

Republicans seem to be rooting for this because they’re now just a party of snickering trolls,” Kimmel said. “But let’s just imagine for a second that somehow they do make this happen and Canada does become a state. Do they think it would be a red state?”

Canada, he noted, has a population of about 41 million, a little more than California, which has 54 electoral votes.

“If Canada also had 54 electoral votes, forget MAGA,” he said. “Our next president will be a kind-hearted lesbian moose.”

The audience cheered.

“I’m trying to say I’m for it,” Kimmel added. “Save us, Canada, you’re our only hope.”

See more in his Tuesday night monologue:

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